Generic Medieval RTD

Found a religion.

Choculatt:

Random number (1,10) : 9

Ravenwing:

Random number (1,10) : 7

Ignacious:

Random number (1,10) : 6

Choculatt: [9]
You join the milk product business, using your milkmancy to create delicious CHOCOBAT (TM) milk now with only 1% blood of the innocent! Right off the bat you make 1 gold, and you will recieve 20 silvers per turn.

Ravenwing: [7]
You score some coke and snort it. Turns out it was salt and sugar considering that in the old days coke doesn't exist.

Ignacious: [6]
You gather a group of a few guys who worship you. They're pretty nutty though.

Uh. Die, I guess. I can't imagine having that shit in my nose is very good for me.

Actually, on second thought - buy a boat. I want to be a pirate.

Build the HAGIA SOPHIA WONDER, so a GREAT PROPHET is provided as well as a FREE TEMPLE FOR THE CITY IN WHICH IT IS BUILT.

look in the market for gloves with money enchantments

Ravenwing:

Random number (1,10) : 8

Choculatt:

Random number (1,10) : 4

Ignacious:

Random number (1,10) : 8

Ravenwing: [8]
You rush into the nearest harbor and ask for a boat. They just shrug and hand you a deed to a small wooden lifeboat with oars, and in exchange you give them two gold.

Choculatt: [4]
You walk into the market and then start staring at an old hobo's gloves. He starts getting really weirded out so he punches you in the dick and runs away.

Ignacious: [8]
You build a tiny thing that resembles the Hagia Sophia Wonder, and then a baby is born somewhere who may or may not become a religious figure. Then the town you're in begins making a temple to Satan.

Continue my search for wealth enchanted gloves.

Have actually purchased a real boat.

Ravenwing:

Random number (1,10) : 1

Ignacious:

Random number (1,10) : 8

Choculatt:

Random number (1,10) : 5

Ravenwing: [1]
You go to check on your boat, and when you hop in to inspect it, 10 bandits leap out of the tiny cargo hold and slap some ye-olde ducttape in your mouth. Then they threaten to cut your throat if you don't hand over all your cash.

Ignacious: [8] + [1] (Self Immolation) = [9]
You start screaming and then set yourself on fire again for no reason in a large blaze. You are now on fire, and people are running around screaming.

Choculatt: [5]
You find some wealth enchanted gloves, but then you walk up to the display case they are locked in and start slobbering all over the case and the salesman gives you a weird look.

Invent gunpowder, scream some more.

purchase gloves using your buck-teethed chocolaty charm