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Post  Lautrec of Carim on Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:29 pm

Join them for singing and dancing, then dance in the blood of my enemies.

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Post  Lomiej on Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:16 am

AIDS wrote:SEE INTO OBLIVION WHERE THE NEXT TOWN IS
[4] +1 psychic = [5]
your psychic powers tell you:
there is a town called Khaplu ~40 mi. south of your current location (the crater of Baltoro Glacier). the town contains a college and two highschools, a bank, and presumably, a small residential neighborhood. on the way there there is what appears to be farmland for a good ways.
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Fawn wrote:Land on K-2 Glacier.
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you only miss by about a mile, which is actually not so bad considering you had pretty much no control over the aircraft and were asleep for most of the ride
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Blood Smasher wrote:Join them for singing and dancing, then dance in the blood of my enemies.
[5] +1 blood of your enemies -1 being smart = [5]
the bloodlust more than compensates for your lack of singing ability or knowledge of dance.
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Post  Ornstein da Dragun Slaya on Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:59 pm

TAKE THIS SHIT INTO OVERTIME.
Wake up and prance over to the column of smoke coming from Baltoro Glacier.
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Post  Poland on Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:13 pm

Attempt so communicate with a banker in Khaplu 40 miles away without actually seeing them hearing them, or being anywhere near them
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Post  Lautrec of Carim on Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:27 pm

Now that I'm done slaughtering some orphans, I go to the town hall to attempt to perform a hostile takeover of the town.
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Post  Lomiej on Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:32 pm

AIDS wrote:Attempt so communicate with a banker in Khaplu 40 miles away without actually seeing them hearing them, or being anywhere near them
[3] +1 psychic communication -1 social interaction = [3]
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[2] the banker is not a woman (phew)

you manage to initiate conversation
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hi i would like to open a checking account
who is this?
...
hello??
what are you wearing?
what????
and then your telepathy got some connection issues and you had to stop talking

Fawn wrote:TAKE THIS SHIT INTO OVERTIME.
Wake up and prance over to the column of smoke coming from Baltoro Glacier.
[6] -1 potential himalayan wolves/tibetan foxes +1 frolicking = [6]
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you're there. unfortunately you're running so fast that you burst into flame. baltoro glacier absorbs the heat from your unburning frame and melts a good deal.
theres a jar thing guy here.

Blood Smasher wrote:Now that I'm done slaughtering some orphans, I go to the town hall to attempt to perform a hostile takeover of the town.
[3] -1 doing smart things -1 talking to people +1 crushing people = [2]
you attempt to force them to sign over the town to you.
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they signed a paper allowing one Yterby Spalergostine to open a cheese shop on the outskirts of town. i guess you didn't pick up the right form?
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Post  Lautrec of Carim on Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:37 pm

Set up a cheese shop inside their town hall where I dispense punches to their faces.
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Post  Ornstein da Dragun Slaya on Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:38 pm

Make yourself known.
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Post  Poland on Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:40 pm

notice hoof being but ignore them and use psychic ABYLITIES to heat up my metal feet
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Post  Lomiej on Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:05 pm

AIDS wrote:notice hoof being but ignore them and use psychic ABYLITIES to heat up my metal feet
[6] +1 psychic abilities = [7]
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the blast of heated air vaporizes the surrounding area for 10 kilometers in every direction. you and the hoof being are picked up by the effective explosion and carried into the stratosphere.

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your feet have become a kind of metal plasma, at the opposite end of absolute zero. something keeps them attached, but they destroy most things that contact them in this state.

Fawn wrote:Make yourself known.
[5] -1 speaking = [4]
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you "accidentally" bump into the jar guy. he doesn't really do anything, but your unholy mind seems to believe he may have noticed you. if he's alive.
then his feet temporarily undergo a series of fusion phases and heat up to the temperature of the sun's core. you are both sent flying away from the annihilated wreckage that was once known as Baltoro Glacier.

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Blood Smasher wrote:Set up a cheese shop inside their town hall where I dispense punches to their faces.
[2] +1 sound of fists hitting skulls = [3]
despite your confidence and healthy rivalry with competing cheese salesman mr. spalergostine, people don't seem to want to walk into your store very often after the scandal caused when you shattered the mayors face in response to his ordering of a wedge of majorero pimenton.
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Post  Ornstein da Dragun Slaya on Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:07 pm

sleep
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Post  Poland on Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:41 pm

spin plasma rapidly with my mind, propelling me through space
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Post  Lautrec of Carim on Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:48 pm

Create a bobsled from orphan corpses and then sled to Baltoro glacier.
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Post  Lomiej on Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:49 am

AIDS wrote:spin plasma rapidly with my mind, propelling me through space
[4] +1 psychic +1 running
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ok you're here

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please stop breaking my laws of physics

Fawn wrote:sleep
[3] +1 sleeping
youre in luck there just happens to be a nice bed up here
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Blood Smasher wrote:Create a bobsled from orphan corpses and then sled to Baltoro glacier.
[4] +1 blood of enemies -1 doing smart things +1 being fucking stupid = [5]
its a long ass trip but youre finally here
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god have mercy on your soul
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Post  Ornstein da Dragun Slaya on Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:44 am

Start a quaint little dilemna on the ISS by secretly polymorphing one of the crewmembers into a horrid flesh-beast with 5 faces, all screaming in pain, and bones jutting out in several instances. Then get him to open the airlock and smash the gyroscopic stabilizer.
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Post  Lautrec of Carim on Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:31 pm

forge a sword in the lava from orphan bones whilst screaming about the blood of my enemies.
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Post  Poland on Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:01 am

Create a psychic link with all sentient stars and organisms in alpha centauri
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Re: FUN ADVENTURE!! game

Post  Lomiej on Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:24 pm

some of you guys appear to be doing separate actions so im separating them into separate rolls i guess

aids - psychic link
Random number (1,6) : 1
+1 psychic communication

fawn - morph crew member
Random number (1,6) : 4
+1 ancient arts
fawn - commune with crew member
Random number (1,6) : 5
+1 screams of innocent (if prev. roll succeeds) +1 ancient arts

blood smasher - orphanbone sword
Random number (1,6) : 5
+1 breaking bones -1 being smart +1 blood of enemies (assuming of course that the corpses haven't decayed)
blood smasher - screaming about blood
Random number (1,6) : 1
+1 blood of enemies +1 being stupid


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Post  Lomiej on Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:49 pm

AIDS wrote:Create a psychic link with all sentient stars and organisms in alpha centauri
total [2]
sadly you can't communicate with the stars and organisms right now. you probably need to reach some kind of star-nirvana.
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Fawn wrote:Start a quaint little dilemna on the ISS by secretly polymorphing one of the crewmembers into a horrid flesh-beast with 5 faces, all screaming in pain, and bones jutting out in several instances. Then get him to open the airlock and smash the gyroscopic stabilizer.
total [5]
he turns into the weird ass thing you described. i dont think theres anywhere i can get a picture that would represent how that looks

total [7]
you merge your own psyche with the creature's through improbable rituals of bending space and mind. the creature screams in agony as you begin to suffocate after you open the airlock and smash the gyroscope.

uh, i mean the creature.

Blood Smasher wrote:forge a sword in the lava from orphan bones whilst screaming about the blood of my enemies.
total [6]
you rip the orphans apart into the bare bones of an orphan and then rearrange them until it looks like a nice sword. then you dip it in the white-hot hyperlava that exists where baltoro glacier once was.
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howd you get it to look like that? you only used orphan bones and lava, and no smelting equipment

speaking of, you begin punching the bejeezus out of the red-hot blade in order to sharpen it properly. afterwards it looks worthy of stabbing orphans with. your fists are fine somehow.

total [3]
you half-yodel some unreplicable series of strange noises that sound like you're talking about blood sometimes and other times like you kinda lost it.
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Post  Poland on Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:47 am

Try to probably reach some kind of star-nirvana.
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Post  Ornstein da Dragun Slaya on Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:26 am

Have the flesh monstrosity expand it's horrific biomass to turn the entire ISS into a living creature.
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Post  Lautrec of Carim on Sun Feb 17, 2013 5:34 am

Commit ritual suicide with the blade.
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Post  Lomiej on Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:23 pm

crow
Random number (1,6) : 6
bambi
Random number (1,6) : 3
puppy kicker
Random number (1,6) : 2
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Post  Lomiej on Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:11 pm

AIDS wrote:Try to probably reach some kind of star-nirvana.
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Fawn wrote:Have the flesh monstrosity expand it's horrific biomass to turn the entire ISS into a living creature.
[3] +1 demonic seduction

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you caught an international space station! do you want to give the caught creature a nickname?

yes / no

Blood Smasher wrote:Commit ritual suicide with the blade.
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oh shit how do we do this

i think we're gonna need more swords
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Post  Poland on Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:17 pm

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FORM THE ENTIRETY OF ALPHA CENTAURI INTO A COMPACT MULTIVERSE OF MY OWN DESIGN
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Post  Ornstein da Dragun Slaya on Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:17 am

Name it AIDS. Twerk.
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Post  Lautrec of Carim on Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:13 am

Jump into a pool of magma and die.
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