Magic and Those Who Use It 1.0
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Gypsy:
Havel:
Valia:
- Random number (1,10) : 3
Havel:
- Random number (1,10) : 1
Valia:
- Random number (1,10) : 6
Ornstein da Dragun Slaya- a Wheel
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HAVEL 2, ECLECTIC BOOGALOO:
- Random number (1,10) : 6
- Random number (1,10) : 4
Ornstein da Dragun Slaya- a Wheel
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Gypsy: (5/10) [3+1+1] You rip of your shirt and wrap it around your fist loosely. Priest #1 whimpers a little.
Havel: (1/10) The wizard's skull was actually a cursed relic that cannot be broken. It causes your flail to turn into a penis, which giggles, sprouts wings, and flies into the air. "IM FREE, I'M FINALLY FREE!" it shrieks in mirth, and does a backflip, showering you with glitter. You hear whooosh and an arrow pierces through the penile pixie, showing you with even more glitter. A sweaty hunter with a bow jumps out of a bush, picks up it's corpse, and shoves it in his pocket. He sees you and throws a smoke bomb at the ground. After the smoke clears and you finish coughing, the hunter is long gone. You (6/10) sling the corpse over your shoulder, and you schlep it over to the bounty office. The eye patched badass at the counter gives you a weird look as you walk into his store, shimmering like a beautiful maiden in the evening sun. "What are you, gay?" he asks in a grizzly voice. You ignore him, show him the poster, and throw the body onto the counter. He inspects the corpse, nods, and slides 3 gold coins over the counter. You stash them, and check back at the Artificer's tower. (4/10) But no luck, he's still out.
Valia: (5/10) [6-2+1] Your curse makes your hands ache as you carve the holy man's metacarpal into something resembling a plumbob, but it's not your best work.
Havel: (1/10) The wizard's skull was actually a cursed relic that cannot be broken. It causes your flail to turn into a penis, which giggles, sprouts wings, and flies into the air. "IM FREE, I'M FINALLY FREE!" it shrieks in mirth, and does a backflip, showering you with glitter. You hear whooosh and an arrow pierces through the penile pixie, showing you with even more glitter. A sweaty hunter with a bow jumps out of a bush, picks up it's corpse, and shoves it in his pocket. He sees you and throws a smoke bomb at the ground. After the smoke clears and you finish coughing, the hunter is long gone. You (6/10) sling the corpse over your shoulder, and you schlep it over to the bounty office. The eye patched badass at the counter gives you a weird look as you walk into his store, shimmering like a beautiful maiden in the evening sun. "What are you, gay?" he asks in a grizzly voice. You ignore him, show him the poster, and throw the body onto the counter. He inspects the corpse, nods, and slides 3 gold coins over the counter. You stash them, and check back at the Artificer's tower. (4/10) But no luck, he's still out.
Valia: (5/10) [6-2+1] Your curse makes your hands ache as you carve the holy man's metacarpal into something resembling a plumbob, but it's not your best work.
Ornstein da Dragun Slaya- a Wheel
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choke priest #1 with the rest of your clothing wrapped around his neck
Re: Magic and Those Who Use It 1.0
Go back to look for the artificer again. I ain't givin up.
Lautrec of Carim- Scone
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