FUN ADVENTURE!! game

this is the story
of <num_participants> people in <location>, and how they <action_performed>.
in traditional rtd style! sort of
so its pretty straightforward; i guess i'll get right to it:
please submit your player specifications to me as follows:
FORM FOR ENTRY

form wrote:name:
descriyption:
thing you do well:
thing you do not do well at all:
thing you do like or are otherwise empowered by:
thing you don't like or are otherwise vulnerable to:
three places you would like the adventure to start at:

please submit your player specifications as denoted above i already said that
also you can only have as many positives as you have negatives. so if you are good at sledding and gain power from darkness, you need to at least be vulnerable to the touch of cold iron and do poorly at cartography. thats just an example.
dont be stupid about this, i'll have no "i'm good at combat and winning at everything and vulnerable to dish soap and bad at whitewashing fences"
don't do that! i will make it fence quest! SO HELP ME GOD I W

also heres where ill put people who registered
people who registered:
no people 3 people
"Blood Smasher" the "big strong man with muscle" ([You must be registered and logged in to see this link.])
"Alfonzo I.D. Seymore" the "brain in a jar with legs" ([You must be registered and logged in to see this link.])
"Fawn" the "fawn" ([You must be registered and logged in to see this link.])

name: Blood Smasher
descriyption: big strong man with muscle
thing you do well: crushing people, being fucking stupid
thing you do not do well at all: talk to people, doing smart things
thing you do like or are otherwise empowered by: the blood of my enemies, the sounds of my fists hitting someone in the skull, the sound of breaking bones
thing you don't like or are otherwise vulnerable to: conversations, kitties, fluffy things
three places you would like the adventure to start at: an orphanage, the middle of a city, or the wilderness

name: Fawn
descriyption: A fawn
thing you do well: Frolic, sleep peacefully, use of the ancient arcane arts long ago thought destroyed when the magical order burned presumably all instances of their existence due to their horribly depraved and destructive properties so they could never be used by any man again.
thing you do not do well at all: Stay awake, participate in physical combat, speak
thing you do like or are otherwise empowered by: Grass, flowers, bunnies, rainbows, the screams of the innocent as their souls are slowly and painfully stripped for their bodies at your hooves, blood of the innocent, demon seduction
thing you don't like or are otherwise vulnerable to: Wolves, fences, shepherds, foxes, the protective wards cast by the holy order, iron, chalk
three places you would like the adventure to start at: The Himalayas, the underside of a rock, the Ukraine.

alright thats enough people for now. so without further ado
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dice magic:

short on luck and shoretr on oxygen, you three find yourselfs in the himalaya mountains.
there are lots of yak and tibetan monks i think. ive never been i hear its very cold
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yaks have a lot of fur and they usually cut off your fingers as part of the initaition. so you might want to watch out
Blood Smasher would suffer a weakness to fluffy things probably. luckily there are none here right now
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Freeze over and die survey surroundings

Be summoned to this plane from the flaming ruins a Buddhist temple.

Hike to Bangladesh and try to find an orphanage, possibly murdering some children on the way.

AIDS wrote:Freeze over and die survey surroundings

[2]
your jar is all frostid up and its very hard to see, around you

Fawn wrote:Be summoned to this plane from the flaming ruins a Buddhist temple.

[1] +1 blood of the innocent
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oops

Blood Smasher wrote:Hike to Bangladesh and try to find an orphanage, possibly murdering some children on the way.

[3] +1 crushing -1 doing smart things
you killed a lot of kids but you are not in bangaldesh
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you went here instead its somewhere else in india

Use CHAOS MAGIC to frolic through the the plane corridor, dissolving the flesh of those you pass by, and gently nudge the plane into K2.

Try to find an orphanage.

AIDS wrote:use PSYONIC ABYLYTIES to survey an area approximately 50 miles in perimeter

[3] +1 psionic abylylylytea
you successfully survey an area approximately 50 miles in perimeter
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good job

Fawn wrote:Use CHAOS MAGIC to frolic through the the plane corridor, dissolving the flesh of those you pass by, and gently nudge the plane into K2.

[4] +1 anncient stuff +1 frolicing
your necromantic power causes the plane to rust and decay like a microcosm of the dying universe you were spawned from. it falls apart as those around you do, and you proceed towards K2 at a non-ideal speed
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Blood Smasher wrote:Try to find an orphanage.

[5] +1 blood of enemies -1 talking (asking for directions??)
here you are. the top rated orpahnage in <Jakhan>
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i bet now you can finally find a family that will love you right

Use the corpses of the former passengers and plane wreckage to become a flesh/tetanus meteor to cushion your fall.

Go inside and attempt to slaughter everyone inside. Afterwards, attempt to hollow out two orphan skulls and wear them as shoulderpads. Wear the skin of an elder as a coat.

Speedy run to baltoro glacier

AIDS wrote:Speedy run to baltoro glacier

[1] +1 running = [2]
the powdery footing is too uncertain despite your running prowess
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Fawn wrote:Use the corpses of the former passengers and plane wreckage to become a flesh/tetanus meteor to cushion your fall.

[1] +1 blood of innocent +1 screams of innocent +1 using ancient arts -1 iron -1 staying awake = [2]
you kind of do this but end up sleeping in the middle of the big clump of debris and human wreckage.
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Blood Smasher wrote:Go inside and attempt to slaughter everyone inside. Afterwards, attempt to hollow out two orphan skulls and wear them as shoulderpads. Wear the skin of an elder as a coat.

[3] +1 crushing +1 sound of breaking bones = [5]
you do that. it looks pretty scary.
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one of the orphans looks at you and makes a fear check.
FEAR CHECK ... [5]
his will ties with your ability to kill the shit out of everyone
he asks you why you are doing all this
[3] -1 talking -1 conversations = [1]











you get flustered and kill him

tuck legs into jar and roll down the mountain to baltoro glacier

Dream of horrible and morbid things, accidentally summon something.

Awkwardly scuffle my feet on the orphan's corpse, mutter 'y-you too' and then go in search of another orphanage.

AIDS wrote:tuck legs into jar and roll down the mountain to baltoro glacier

[6]
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baltoro glacier is no more

Fawn wrote:Dream of horrible and morbid things, accidentally summon something.

[3] +1 demonic seduction -1 being good at sleeping peacefully = [3]
you summon this thing
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if you weren't the spawn of the twisting nether-abyss, it would discomfort you.

Blood Smasher wrote:Awkwardly scuffle my feet on the orphan's corpse, mutter 'y-you too' and then go in search of another orphanage.

[2] +1 being bad at talking +1 the blood of your enemies = [4]
its really awkward
you go to find another orphanage

you find this
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Land on K-2 Glacier.

SEE INTO OBLIVION WHERE THE NEXT TOWN IS

Join them for singing and dancing, then dance in the blood of my enemies.

AIDS wrote:SEE INTO OBLIVION WHERE THE NEXT TOWN IS

[4] +1 psychic = [5]
your psychic powers tell you:
there is a town called Khaplu ~40 mi. south of your current location (the crater of Baltoro Glacier). the town contains a college and two highschools, a bank, and presumably, a small residential neighborhood. on the way there there is what appears to be farmland for a good ways.
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Fawn wrote:Land on K-2 Glacier.

[4]
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you only miss by about a mile, which is actually not so bad considering you had pretty much no control over the aircraft and were asleep for most of the ride
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Blood Smasher wrote:Join them for singing and dancing, then dance in the blood of my enemies.

[5] +1 blood of your enemies -1 being smart = [5]
the bloodlust more than compensates for your lack of singing ability or knowledge of dance.
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soon:

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